Contact the EU High Command

Please feel free to contact the EU clan, especially if you know how the attack to relieve us in Berlin is going, or where the best french whores can be found (that's an easy one though: France). If you also know were to buy cheap lederhosen and Yodeling music please let us know.  For those who don't know what yodeling is, it is a form of singing that involves singing an extended note which rapidly and repeatedly changes in pitch from the vocal chest register (or "chest voice") to the head register (or "head voice"), making a high-low-high-low sound. This vocal technique is used in many cultures throughout the world.